Should i commit a felony

A friend of mine suggested that if i commit a felony i won't have to serve jury duty anymore. i'd like to weigh the pros and cons of this idea. no, i'm not entirely serious.

Felony
Pro: 
  • i wouldn't have to serve on jury duty anymore
  • people would feed me in jail
  • i wouldn't have to go to work anymore
Con: 
  • i'd probably go to jail
  • wearing orange every day could get old
  • i might have to make license plates which wouldn't be bad, except for those annoying custom ones

Pro arguments

i would have a boyfriend named "Rod"

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